Michelle confidently walks toward extinction

Yoga helps Michelle stay calm in any situation

Michelle takes the employee handbook very seriously

Michelle shrugs off mistakenly taking a sip from her wallet because it’s made from vegan leather

Michelle feels oddly powerful after gaslighting baby seals

Michelle completes her outfit by stealing headphones from a young girl

Michelle accidentally enters a bar and hides her chocolate milk for no apparent reason

Michelle just finished convincing all her friends to get out and “Rock the Vote”

Michelle finally decides to watch The Tiger King this evening

Michelle can accessorize for any occasion

Michelle feeling smug after pouring her organic coffee on an old cigarette butt

Michelle realizes she’s the killer while listening to a true crime podcast

Michelle feels accomplished after her competition is jailed for shady SEO tactics

Michelle just realized her favorite coffee shop has free refills today

Michelle accidentally transforms into her spirit animal on the way to yoga

Dave discovers new method for reducing the amount of cat hair in beer by 19.7%

After viewing the photos from last night on his phone, Dave remembers where he left his wallet

Shortly after investing in a carwash, Dave is confident regular zoom calls with the team will improve his Yelp reviews

Dave soon realized this bar was not called Mitzvah